"Everything that has happened to me has been amazing and surprising."
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."R. L. Stine on Angelina Jolie
"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."R. L. Stine on George S. Patton
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."R. L. Stine on Harry S. Truman
"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."R. L. Stine on Les Brown
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."R. L. Stine on Conan O'Brien
"I've never dreamed of a story idea. I have such boring dreams."
"Most fears are basic: fear of the dark, fear of going down in the basement, fear of weird sounds, fear that somebody is waiting for you in your closet. Those kinds of things stay with you no matter what age."
"I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary."
"I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips."
"I'm obsessed with radio. It's a good start to Sunday morning."