"I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance."
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."Randy Quaid on William Shakespeare
"For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth."Randy Quaid on Bo Bennett
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."Randy Quaid on Stephen King
"Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks."Randy Quaid on Isaac Watts
"Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement."Randy Quaid on Golda Meir
"My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically. And they have conspired together to - to co-op my corporations, put in trustees without my knowledge."