"Every song has a composer, every book has an author, every car has a maker, every painting has a painter, and every building has a builder. So it isn't irrational to take this simple logic a little further and say that nature must have had a Maker. It would be irrational to believe that it made itself."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Ray Comfort on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Ray Comfort on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Ray Comfort on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Ray Comfort on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Ray Comfort on Steven Wright
"In the past, missionaries have traveled to far countries with the message of the gospel - with great hardship and often with the loss of life. In contrast, we can reach millions instantly from the comfort of our homes by merely hitting the 'send' button on our computers, or with iPads, or phones."
"It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean."
"Evolution is unobservable. It's based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to 'one side is all we will let you hear.'"
"Most atheists bristle at the thought that atheism has anything to do with faith, but not Penn Jillette."
"If I want to understand the laws of physics I have to first believe what I read about physics. I have to have faith in what I read."