"I lived at home till I was 29."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Ray Romano on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Ray Romano on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Ray Romano on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Ray Romano on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Ray Romano on Robert Frost
"Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis."
"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."
"If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it."
"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning."