"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Ray Romano on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Ray Romano on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Ray Romano on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Ray Romano on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Ray Romano on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis."
"I lived at home till I was 29."
"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."
"If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it."
"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning."