"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Ray Romano on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Ray Romano on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Ray Romano on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Ray Romano on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Ray Romano on Henry Ward Beecher
"Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis."
"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
"I lived at home till I was 29."
"If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it."
"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning."