"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Red Skelton on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Red Skelton on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Red Skelton on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Red Skelton on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Red Skelton on James C. Dobson
"His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad."
"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
"Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
"Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being."