"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."Red Skelton on Frederick Douglass
"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."Red Skelton on Anais Nin
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."Red Skelton on Oscar Wilde
"Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?"Red Skelton on Confucius
"Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men."Red Skelton on Mahatma Gandhi
"His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad."
"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
"Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
"Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being."