"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Red Skelton on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Red Skelton on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Red Skelton on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Red Skelton on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Red Skelton on Mahatma Gandhi
"His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad."
"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
"Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
"Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
"I left home because I was hungry."