"His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Red Skelton on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Red Skelton on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Red Skelton on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Red Skelton on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Red Skelton on Helen Keller
"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
"Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
"Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being."
"I left home because I was hungry."