"I left home because I was hungry."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Red Skelton on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Red Skelton on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Red Skelton on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Red Skelton on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Red Skelton on Robert Frost
"His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad."
"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
"Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
"Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being."