"A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."Redd Foxx on John Wooden
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."Redd Foxx on Thomas Jefferson
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."Redd Foxx on Theodore Roosevelt
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting."Redd Foxx on e. e. cummings
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."Redd Foxx on Dalai Lama
"Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
"The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be."