"Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Richard Armour on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Richard Armour on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Richard Armour on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Richard Armour on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Richard Armour on James C. Dobson
"Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people."
"That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'."
"Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong."