"Kennedy lied and lied about his health while he was alive, even using his father's influence to get into the Navy without ever taking a medical examination."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Richard Reeves on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Richard Reeves on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Richard Reeves on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Richard Reeves on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Richard Reeves on Erma Bombeck
"After he was assassinated, his family and the men who had served him continued the lying and began the destruction, censoring and hiding of JFK's medical records."