"Humor comes from self-confidence."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Rita Mae Brown on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Rita Mae Brown on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Rita Mae Brown on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Rita Mae Brown on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Rita Mae Brown on Henry Ward Beecher
"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
"Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it."
"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."