"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Rita Mae Brown on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Rita Mae Brown on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Rita Mae Brown on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Rita Mae Brown on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Rita Mae Brown on Robert Frost
"Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it."
"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment."