"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Rita Mae Brown on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Rita Mae Brown on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Rita Mae Brown on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Rita Mae Brown on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Rita Mae Brown on Mahatma Gandhi
"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
"Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it."
"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."