"Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Rita Mae Brown on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Rita Mae Brown on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Rita Mae Brown on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Rita Mae Brown on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Rita Mae Brown on John Lennon
"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
"Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it."
"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."