"You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Rita Mae Brown on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Rita Mae Brown on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Rita Mae Brown on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Rita Mae Brown on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Rita Mae Brown on Steven Wright
"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
"Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment."