"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."Rita Rudner on Lao Tzu
"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead."Rita Rudner on Oscar Wilde
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is."Rita Rudner on Jim Morrison
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye."Rita Rudner on H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable."Rita Rudner on Bruce Lee
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
"I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again."
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."