"I just want to do cool stuff."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Rob Corddry on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Rob Corddry on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Rob Corddry on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Rob Corddry on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Rob Corddry on Bill Gates
"Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show."
"If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer."
"I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."
"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
"The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world."