"I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Rob Corddry on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Rob Corddry on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Rob Corddry on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Rob Corddry on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Rob Corddry on Elbert Hubbard
"Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show."
"I just want to do cool stuff."
"If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer."
"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
"The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world."