"You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility."
"A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circlue of our felicities."Robert Anton Wilson on Thomas Jefferson
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."Robert Anton Wilson on Winston Churchill
"I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country."Robert Anton Wilson on Thomas Jefferson
"Government is not reason it is not eloquent it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."Robert Anton Wilson on George Washington
"Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst state, an intolerable one."Robert Anton Wilson on Thomas Paine
"The longer one is alone, the easier it is to hear the song of the earth."
"The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct."
"A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of production."
"Belief is the death of intelligence."
"The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear."