"Older women are like aging strudels - the crust may not be so lovely, but the filling has come at last into its own."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Robert Farrar Capon on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Robert Farrar Capon on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Robert Farrar Capon on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Robert Farrar Capon on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Robert Farrar Capon on John Lennon
"At the root of many a woman's failure to become a great cook lies her failure to develop a workmanlike regard for knives."