"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Robert Frost on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Robert Frost on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Robert Frost on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Robert Frost on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Robert Frost on Elbert Hubbard
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense."
"Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on."
"The best way out is always through."
"The best things and best people rise out of their separateness I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise."