"Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Robert Louis Stevenson on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Robert Louis Stevenson on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Robert Louis Stevenson on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Robert Louis Stevenson on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Robert Louis Stevenson on Plato
"Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it is all profit, it completes our education, founds and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any state of health."
"Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords."
"The web, then, or the pattern, a web at once sensuous and logical, an elegant and pregnant texture: that is style, that is the foundation of the art of literature."
"It is not so much for its beauty that the forest makes a claim upon men's hearts, as for that subtle something, that quality of air that emanation from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit."
"We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend."