"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
"It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree."Robert Orben on John F. Kennedy
"God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars."Robert Orben on Elbert Hubbard
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."Robert Orben on Erma Bombeck
"Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know."Robert Orben on T. S. Eliot
"You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world."Robert Orben on Tom Brokaw
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."