"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Robert Orben on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Robert Orben on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Robert Orben on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Robert Orben on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Robert Orben on Abraham Lincoln
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."