"Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Robert Orben on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Robert Orben on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Robert Orben on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Robert Orben on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Robert Orben on Mahatma Gandhi
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."