"I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Robert Orben on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Robert Orben on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Robert Orben on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Robert Orben on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Robert Orben on Henry Ward Beecher
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."