"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Robert Orben on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Robert Orben on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Robert Orben on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Robert Orben on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Robert Orben on Benjamin Franklin
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."