"If I had the medical clearance to fight, I would want to fight the best. The best would be Mayweather."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Roberto Duran on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Roberto Duran on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Roberto Duran on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Roberto Duran on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Roberto Duran on Erma Bombeck