"Carpe per diem - seize the check."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Robin Williams on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Robin Williams on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Robin Williams on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Robin Williams on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Robin Williams on Abraham Lincoln
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"