"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Robin Williams on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Robin Williams on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Robin Williams on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Robin Williams on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Robin Williams on John Lennon
"Carpe per diem - seize the check."
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."