"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Robin Williams on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Robin Williams on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Robin Williams on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Robin Williams on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Robin Williams on Elbert Hubbard
"Carpe per diem - seize the check."
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."