"Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a sense of humor, we now live in different parts of the world but when we find ourselves in the same place it is more or less as if there had been no years in between."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Roger Moore on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Roger Moore on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Roger Moore on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Roger Moore on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Roger Moore on Henry Ward Beecher
"I nearly died of double bronchial pneumonia at the age of five."
"The wonderful thing about age is that your knees don't work as well, you can't run down steps quite as easily and obviously you can't lift heavy weights. But your mind doesn't feel any different."
"There is nothing glamorous about death."
"Sometimes I've had to put myself on a diet."
"Over the next two years UNICEF will focus on improving access to and the quality of education to provide children who have dropped out of school or who work during school hours the opportunity to gain a formal education!"