"I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Roland Joffe on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Roland Joffe on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Roland Joffe on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Roland Joffe on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Roland Joffe on Elbert Hubbard
"Making the City Of Joy gave me the best political education of my life. It became a wrestling match between an Englishman who had gradually ceased to be a Marxist, and a culture that was becoming more Marxist by the day."
"Sitting down to a meal with an Indian family is different from sitting down to a meal with a British family."
"When you look at our world, the truth is that we're all under the influence of politics."
"Even if we don't know it or aren't aware of it, politics and philosophy are really what make our up lives."
"I like cinema audiences. I respect them, and I talk to them just like I would anybody I know."