"I worked for this company that repossessed cars. Sure enough, the day after I quit, they repossessed my car, but that would probably be my strangest job to date. You have to work your way up to become a hardcore repo man."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Romany Malco on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Romany Malco on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Romany Malco on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Romany Malco on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Romany Malco on Steven Wright