"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."Ron White on Confucius
"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."Ron White on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."Ron White on Thomas A. Edison
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."Ron White on Robert Frost
"Nothing will work unless you do."Ron White on Maya Angelou
"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."