"I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Ron White on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Ron White on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Ron White on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Ron White on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Ron White on Abraham Lincoln
"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."