"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."Ron White on Marcus Aurelius
"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."Ron White on Albert Einstein
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."Ron White on Buddha
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."Ron White on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."Ron White on Winston Churchill
"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."