"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Ronald Reagan on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Ronald Reagan on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Ronald Reagan on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Ronald Reagan on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Ronald Reagan on Elbert Hubbard
"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."
"Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders."
"The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away."
"Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere as long as the policy you've decided upon is being carried out."
"What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless, you might say, by choice."