"I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Rory Bremner on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Rory Bremner on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Rory Bremner on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Rory Bremner on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Rory Bremner on James C. Dobson
"We are rather in the position that used to exist at the BBC, where you feel that you can pick up the phone to people who are experts in their field and they will be very favourably disposed to you and share their knowledge."
"My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift."