"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else you are the one who gets burned."Roseanne Barr on Buddha
"Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy."Roseanne Barr on Aristotle
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."Roseanne Barr on Mark Twain
"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."Roseanne Barr on Albert Einstein
"Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean."Roseanne Barr on Maya Angelou
"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."
"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
"Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."
"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."