"I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It's in Vermont. I don't think I'd be very good at Weed Dating."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Roy Blount, Jr. on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Roy Blount, Jr. on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Roy Blount, Jr. on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Roy Blount, Jr. on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Roy Blount, Jr. on Wayne Dyer
"Somebody informed me recently that the key to every art, from writing to gardening to sculpture, is creativity. I beg to differ."
"Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor."
"People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature."
"Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic."