"Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Rube Goldberg on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Rube Goldberg on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Rube Goldberg on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Rube Goldberg on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Rube Goldberg on Linford Christie
"When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights."