"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil."
"It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree."Ruby Wax on John F. Kennedy
"God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars."Ruby Wax on Elbert Hubbard
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."Ruby Wax on Robert Orben
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."Ruby Wax on Erma Bombeck
"Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know."Ruby Wax on T. S. Eliot
"I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced."
"Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied."
"I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home."