"I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Ruby Wax on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Ruby Wax on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Ruby Wax on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Ruby Wax on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Ruby Wax on Elbert Hubbard
"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil."
"Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied."
"I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home."