"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Rudyard Kipling on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Rudyard Kipling on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Rudyard Kipling on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Rudyard Kipling on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Rudyard Kipling on John Lennon
"He travels the fastest who travels alone."
"Down to Gehenna, or up to the Throne, He travels the fastest who travels alone."
"And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty heart, till the Devil whispered behind the leaves 'It's pretty, but is it Art?'"
"It's clever, but is it Art?"
"San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty."