"Americans like fat books and thin women."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Russell Baker on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Russell Baker on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Russell Baker on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Russell Baker on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Russell Baker on John Lennon
"Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them."
"In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved."
"Rereading A.J. Liebling carries me happily back to an age when all good journalists knew they had plenty to be modest about, and were."
"Those who remember Washington's cold war culture in the 1980s will recall the shocked reactions to Reagan's intervention. People interested in foreign policy were astonished when in 1985 he met alone at Geneva - alone, not a single strategic thinker at his elbow! - with the Soviet Communist master Gorbachev."
"Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear."